Founding my own religion...Shaniaism
I was thinking about this earlier this evening. Why can't I just form my own religion and worship Shania Twain? I mean, let's examine this.

I tend to often talk about morality as the reason why I would be religious.

Well, in my personal belief system I believe that Shania would like me to be a good person and do things to help other people. So, in order to make Shania happy, I try to live my life in a good manner, always trying to keep in mind the needs of others as well as my own.

I stated that I worship no others but Shania. I never take Shania's name in vain. I would never kill anybody, because I know that Shania would never condone such behavior. I never steal because Shania would never condone thievery as well. I never talk back to my parents because this would also displease Shania.

Now, granted, I haven't spoken to Shania personally about this, but I have read all of the lyrics of her music, and while some of the lyrics contradict each other from time to time, the general tone of her lyrics indicates that one should love Shania Forever and For Always and that In Her Car, She'll Be the Driver, and even if I Feel Like A Woman, That Don't Impress Her Much.

So, what more do I need to make this a legit religion?

Stumble It!